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tltty: whenever i see people with hairy armpits i just think of that one episode of The Fairly Oddparents where Timmy’s mom had hairy-armpit super powers
I have stored up your word in my heart, that I might not sin against you.– Psalm 119:11 (via jennyearnest)
kugelmonkeyy: i-volunteer—as-tribute: weregonnachangetheworld: seaxhaven: wait what happened to her being country… This is a terrible song and her wallpaper is some of the ugliest shit I have ever seen. i love this song but this music video is awful. i usually love hers, this is my least favorite of them all
iwasthelipsinrockyhorror: When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your thunder buddy and say these magic words: FUCK you thunder, you can suck my dick. You can’t get me thunder, cause you’re just God’s farts.”
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hummelberry: you don’t know true fear until you walk in on someone using your laptop without your permission
e-d-w-a-r-d-s-t-y-l-e-s: Send me a “♪” and I’ll put my iTunes on shuffle, tell you our song and my favourite line from it.